26/01/2006 01:07
語文修正題
請將以下火星文改成正確的句子︰
1. 漲紅著臉幾乎快::>_<::了
2.偶氣ㄉ要死
3.便當粉不錯吃滴
4. 3Q得ORZ

台灣某教育部門的官方答案(要看請反白)︰
1. 漲紅著臉幾乎快哭了
2. 我氣得要死
3. 便當吃起來不錯
4. 感謝得五體投地


為甚麼這會跟教育部門扯上關係的啊?

原本只會出現在網絡世界上的火星文(想知道甚麼是火星文的可到知日部屋,簡單來說即是台灣人對難意理解的「網絡文字」的代名詞),竟然跑到台灣的大學學測(據我理解就是升大學之前的考試)裏去了,真是不可思議。(詳細報道)

原本這些詞彙對上慣網的人來說,根本是小菜一碟,但對於沒有機會使用電腦或者接觸網上文化的人,望著這樣的題目,除了在心裏高呼「偶氣ㄉ要死」之外,就只有orz了。

若果教育部門把這精神推而廣之,將來除了國文科外,其他科目也要跟網絡世界接軌,假想如下︰

《英文科》
將以下句子翻譯成正確英文︰
u r so mo liu ar
i told u b4 la XDDDDDD

《物理科》
假設一個檔案有4.3GB,某下載軟件的下載速度由0KB加速到133KB的時間需要60秒,之後保持均速,問完全下載檔案需時多少秒?

《歷史科》
試述「貪婪大陸」的掘起與衰敗的過程,與及網站對整個華人社區的影響。

《體育科》
在五秒內正確做出orz的動作。
(附標準答案)

追加報道
http://tw.news.yahoo.com/060122/195/2si1x.html
記者問︰「請問學識淵博的馬先生,甚麼是orz?」
馬英九︰「……」<-------當時一定覺得很orz了
(以上為設計對白)


註︰其實甚少聽到orz=五體投地的說法,這裏似乎是出錯題了
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